Ronaldo Getting Rubbed Down By His Mom Is Weird As Shit

Look I know Europeans are a bunch of weirdos but what the fuck, Ronaldo? You need mom to get your shoulders or upper back? Sure, that’s what moms are for. But this inner, upper thigh shit creeps me right the hell out. You’re Cristiano Ronaldo. You just won the Euro Cup. You’re one of the hottest and richest dudes on planet earth. Get a bombshell to lotion up your quads for you. These pics of ma looking like she’s checking your colon aren’t a great look for one of the most enviable men on the planet. Europeans, man. Weird birds.